Urdu Funny Father & Son Joke-Latifa

Father: beta mein is saal tujhy exams ka ka baad motor bike lazmi le kar donga
Chahay tu pass ho ya Fail!

Son: Kia? Really?

Father: Haan Bilkul.

Pass Hoa tu HUNDA 
College Jane K liye

Aur Agar Fail Hoa Tu YAMAHA
Doodh Bechany K liye!!!!