Teacher Student Joke in Urdu, Facebook SMS in English

Teacher: I LOvE you kis ne ijaad kiya ha?
Student: China Ne!
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Q K ic ki na koi warranty ha na guarantee!
Chale tu chaand tak!
Na chale tu shaam tak!

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