Urdu Funny 2011 Text Message "SMS" About Vegetables

Aik Aalo Ne Behindi Ka Number pe Love you ka message bheja!

Bhindi ne usy phone kar ka Bura bhala Kaha!

Or Boli

Shut Up!

Tum Itny Moty or Main!
"Slim & Smart"

Aalo ko bohat dukh Hoa or Us ne
Phir Itni sabziyan Phasayin!

Ka Aaj aap dekh sakte hain!

Aalo-Ghobhi
Aalo-Bengan
Aalo-Shimla Mirch
Aalo-Palak
Aalo-Matar
Aalo-Gajar
Aalo-Methi

Yahan Tak Ka!
Aalo-Gosht

Or

Bhindi us din se Aaj tak Akeli hai!

Or 

Har aik se kehti phirti hai!

"Assi Labhya Yaar Ganwa Bethy"