Funny SMS Joke About Girlfriend and Wife Properties

Girl Friend is Fun 
&
Wife is Gun

Girl Friend is light of Moon
&
Wife is Month of June

Girl Friend is Tooty Fruity 
&
Wife is Kismat Phooti

Girl Friend is Beauty
&
Wife is Duty

Girl Freind is Pension 
&
Wife is Tension

Girl Friend is Patakha
&
Wife is Zubaida Apa