Kanjoso ke lye
New punishment 4 mobile owners; SMS k liye 5 years jail, Miss call ke liye umar qaid, call k liye phansi, tum mat daro kanjoson k liye 10 lakh ka inaam hai.
No 1 shadi
Shadi karo aise ghar me jahan
Susar maldar ho – sala mareel ho
Saas bemar ho – patni kesi bhi ho
Aur saalian teen char ho
Aap ke naam
Jab kabhi kanjosi ka award dia jayega
Aap ka naam sab se pehle lia jayega
Ghalti se bhi SMS na karna kanjoos
Warna award hath se nekal jayega